Gemski & The Magick Unicorn
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
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i thought this was freaking salad
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SO FUCKING DONE
Fairy rings occupy a prominent place in European folklore as the location of gateways into elfin kingdoms, or places where elves gather and dance. According to the folklore, a fairy ring appears when a fairy, pixie, or elf appears. It will disappear without trace in less than five days, but if an observer waits for the elf to return to the ring, he or she may be able to capture it.
Killed that shit
he still got it
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I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D
A medieval take on the Hogwarts houses
I’m gonna say what everyone’s thinking:
SINCE WHEN IS BEING A FUCKING DEATH-EATER A HOGWART’S HOUSE?????
Also I love what you’ve got the death-eaters wearing, but they were specifically Voldemort’s followers and they won’t have been around then
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activate jesus vision
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Neverending list of things I love » Christmas
#lines that make me laugh when i remember them at 3am
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apply bun directly to the forehead
As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.
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